| 1000 Questions -- The [Second] Longest ORIGINAL Survey on Bzoink (I made a longer one!) | |
| =>This or That<= | |
| Pie or cake?:: | Cake |
| Pie or 3.14159...?:: | 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 |
| Chocolate or vanilla?:: | Vanilla |
| Black or white?:: | Black |
| Ceiling or floor?:: | Ceiling |
| Couch or bed?:: | Bed |
| Cough or sneeze?:: | Sneeze |
| On or off?:: | Off |
| Closed or open?:: | Open |
| Brush or comb?:: | Comb |
| Long or short?:: | Long |
| Big or small?:: | Big |
| Wet or dry?:: | Wet |
| Under or over?:: | Under |
| Top or bottom?:: | Bottom |
| Fly or fall?:: | Fly |
| Smile or frown?:: | Frown |
| Tears of joy or tears of sorrow?:: | Tears of sorrow |
| Hot or cold?:: | Hot |
| Warm or cool?:: | Warm |
| Rough or smooth?:: | Smooth |
| Cat or dog?:: | Dog |
| Snake or bird?:: | Snake |
| Shark or T-Rex?:: | Shark |
| Past or present?:: | Past |
| Science fiction or fantasy?:: | Science Fiction |
| Dull or sharp?:: | Sharp |
| Live forever or die young?:: | Live hard, die young |
| Books or television?:: | TV |
| Jump or skip?:: | Jump |
| Fast or slow?:: | Fast |
| Run or walk?:: | Run |
| Guy or girl?:: | Girl |
| Disney or Warner Brothers?:: | Warner Bro. |
| Belle or Jasmine?:: | Wendy |
| Gaston or Cruella Deville?:: | Who |
| Food or friends?:: | Friends |
| Colors or black and white?:: | Black and White |
| Cute or pretty?:: | Cute |
| Good or evil?:: | Neutral |
| Fruits or vegetables?:: | Fruit |
| Milk or juice?:: | Juice |
| Hot chocolate or gingerale?:: | Gingerale |
| Beer or wine?:: | Wine |
| Movies or cartoons?:: | Movie |
| Pillow or blanket?:: | Blanket |
| Moon or stars?:: | Stars |
| Sky or sea?:: | Sky |
| Explode or implode?:: | Implode |
| =>Odd Questions<= | |
| What color is the bottom of your tongue?:: | Black |
| Your foot?:: | purple |
| Do you have any medical problems concerning feet?:: | not that I know of |
| Do you secretly fantasize about George W. Bush?:: | no |
| Do you chew on your homework?:: | I did, once |
| Pencils?:: | no |
| Do you read the dictionary?:: | Once, but I stopped because it was too predictible |
| Encyclopedia?:: | Yes |
| Atlas?:: | No |
| Road map?:: | No |
| Do you memorize random facts?:: | Yes |
| Do you stalk anyone?:: | No |
| Does anyone stalk you?:: | Not that I know of |
| Do you cut the grass with a pair of scissors?:: | sometimes |
| Do you dust your lawn?:: | once |
| Do you collect dust?:: | no |
| Lint?:: | no |
| Baby teeth?:: | no |
| Have you ever thought of becoming a prostitute?:: | no |
| Do you wish prostitution was legal?:: | no |
| Do you use lotion on your feet?:: | no |
| Do you have problems with Canadians?:: | no |
| Mexicans?:: | no |
| Americans?:: | somewhat |
| The French?:: | no |
| The English?:: | kinda |
| Have you ever played a kazoo?:: | yea |
| Have you ever shot someone?:: | no |
| Something?:: | yes |
| How many pairs of underwear do you own?:: | IDK |
| Jeans?:: | like 6 |
| What ring size are you?:: | IDK |
| Belt size?:: | IDK, but I know my waist |
| Have you ever gotten anything amputated?:: | no |
| Do you have a calendar from 2001 hanging in your room?:: | half of one |
| Do you eat a lot?:: | no |
| Do you get excited over cameras?:: | no |
| Do you have a strange obsession with pickles?:: | no |
| Poison?:: | no |
| Knives?:: | yes |
| Cheese?:: | no |
| Penguins?:: | kinda |
| Bald people?:: | no |
| Scrawny African children?:: | no |
| Midgets?:: | no |
| Pirates?:: | yes |
| Corny jokes?:: | no |
| Are you a virgin?:: | yes |
| Are you a hermaphrodite?:: | no |
| Do you tie string to your teeth?:: | no |
| Do you bite yourself?:: | yes |
| Cut yourself?:: | once |
| Do you get cold sores often?:: | yes |
| Do you have a cold right now?:: | yes |
| Do you suffer from chronic migraines?:: | yes |
| Do you like to touch sharp objects?:: | yes |
| Do you have a twitching problem?:: | no |
| Are you homicidal?:: | no |
| What do you do on the computer?:: | Program |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | no |
| Are you happy with your life?:: | no |
| Is everybody else happy with your life?:: | kinda |
| Do you like 100% white grape juice?:: | no |
| Do you honestly believe that trees are, in fact, green?:: | no |
| How big is the universe?:: | infinately large |
| What's the logic behind your answer?:: | that the universe is constantly expanding at the speed of light from an explosion of massive proportion, otherwise known as the "big bang" |
| How many hours of sleep do you get every night?:: | about 2 |
| What do you dream about?:: | nothing |
| Anything your parents should know about?:: | no |
| Do you fall for Internet advertisements?:: | no |
| Do you enjoy bungee jumping?:: | yes |
| Do you have AIM?:: | no |
| MSN?:: | yes |
| YIM?:: | yes |
| A Neopets account?:: | no |
| A Vampirefreaks account?:: | no |
| A Quizilla account?:: | no |
| A Bzoink account?:: | no |
| Do you watch bugs crawl on the floor?:: | no |
| Do you follow the bugs that crawl on the floor?:: | no |
| Do you get attacked by ladybugs?:: | no |
| Are you scared of everything that breathes?:: | no |
| Doesn't breathe?:: | no |
| Are you scared of anything at all?:: | yes |
| What?:: | I am not going to say it to the public |
| Which cardinal direction do you like best?:: | What |
| Do you have a life?:: | not really |
| Do you have a microphone on your computer?:: | yes |
| A webcam?:: | used to |
| A scanner?:: | yea |
| A printer?:: | yea |
| A cordless mouse?:: | yea |
| Does your mouse light up?:: | yes |
| Are you scared of mice?:: | no |
| What kind of computer do you have?:: | I have like 3, one I built myself. A dell, and IBM, and a Fiorillo |
| Were you ever physically abused?:: | no |
| Verbally?:: | yes |
| Sexually?:: | no |
| Do you wish you were a fish?:: | no |
| A cat?:: | no |
| A dog?:: | no |
| Do you have a cell phone?:: | yes |
| What kind is it?:: | a PDA |
| Do you weasel out of things?:: | yes |
| Do your teachers like you?:: | yes |
| Do your parents like you?:: | yes |
| Do your siblings like you?:: | no |
| Does karma, if it exists, love you?:: | I've never done anything very wrong, and yet no it doesn't like me |
| Did you have a tail when you were born?:: | no |
| Do you enjoy school?:: | kinda |
| Do you sleep under or over the covers?:: | over |
| Do you sleep in a bed?:: | not always |
| Do you catch yourself floating at times?:: | yes |
| Are you a packrat?:: | yes |
| Do you know HTML or CSS?:: | yes |
| Do you find yourself chewing on anything your fingers have touched?:: | no |
| Do you shy away from social situations?:: | sometimes |
| Are you obsessed with shiny things?:: | no |
| Are you at least attracted to them?:: | not really, I like chrome as a furniture |
| Do you know what you're going to get for the holidays?:: | yeah, a new motherboard |
| Do you smash guitars or any other type of instrument?:: | no |
| Do you label other people?:: | no |
| Are you proud?:: | not really |
| Do you like scrambled eggs?:: | yes |
| =>How bad can I make you Look?<= | |
| Do you wash your hands frequently?:: | yes |
| Do you wet the bed?:: | no |
| What age did you stop?:: | never did |
| Do you lie a lot?:: | yes |
| Do you forget to brush your teeth frequently?:: | no |
| Brush your hair?:: | never brush my hair |
| Do you use deoderant?:: | yes |
| Do you masturbate?:: | I don't even feel confortable answering a question so upsurd |
| How often?:: | that's a continuating question I will refuse to answer |
| Are you an alcoholic?:: | no |
| A druggie?:: | no |
| Do you drink illegally?:: | um... no |
| Do you wear underwear?:: | yes |
| Do you change your underwear frequently?:: | yes |
| Are you a coward?:: | yes |
| A loser?:: | no |
| An idiot?:: | no |
| Do you chatspeak?:: | no |
| Are you a bad friend?:: | no |
| Are you untrustworthy?:: | no |
| Unreliable?:: | no |
| Do you pick your nose?:: | no |
| Are you imperfect?:: | yes |
| Ugly?:: | not in my opinion |
| Do you have bad hair?:: | same as last |
| A big nose?:: | no |
| Are you shallow?:: | no |
| Greedy?:: | kinda |
| Do you tell people you love them just to get want you want?:: | no |
| Do you have any /important/ talents?:: | kinda, I am a "universal genius" |
| Do you burp often?:: | yes |
| Are you impolite?:: | no |
| Disrespectful?:: | no |
| Sadistic?:: | no |
| Are you a pansy?:: | no |
| Are you a conformist? (Hot Topic is a mainstream store, by the way.):: | kinda |
| Are you a fan of George W. Bush?:: | no |
| Do you have buck teeth?:: | no |
| Acne?:: | yes |
| Mental illnesses?:: | no |
| Are you fake?:: | kinda |
| Does your breath smell?:: | not that I know of |
| Do you have a strong body odor?:: | no |
| Do you have bad teeth?:: | no |
| Do you have a bull ring through your nose?:: | no |
| Are you overweight?:: | no |
| Anorexic?:: | no, but other people told me that |
| Bulimic?:: | no |
| Do you have a piercing in an inappropriate spot on your body?:: | no |
| A tattoo?:: | no |
| Are you a wannabe?:: | no |
| Do you get bad grades?:: | no |
| What's your IQ level?:: | most recently, 196. offically, 184 |
| Are you a bad guesser?:: | kinda |
| Are you slow?:: | no |
| Are you bad at reading people?:: | no |
| Are you too nice for your own good?:: | yes |
| Do you have a lot of friends?:: | not really |
| Do you give in easily?:: | yes |
| Are you stubborn?:: | no |
| Are you annoying?:: | kinda |
| Do you enjoy talking about gross, disturbing things?:: | no |
| Are you a necrophilliac?:: | no |
| Are you incestuous?:: | no |
| Is your room messy?:: | yes |
| Do you make fun of other people?:: | no |
| Do you respect your body?:: | yes |
| Are you arrogant?:: | yes |
| Do you have low self-esteem?:: | no |
| Are you unique?:: | yes |
| Are your hands clammy?:: | no |
| Are you short?:: | no |
| Are you freakishly tall?:: | no |
| Do you like Simple Plan?:: | somewhat |
| =>Beliefs<= | |
| Do you believe in God?:: | I am an Agnostic |
| Do you believe in magic?:: | no |
| True love?:: | yes |
| Heaven?:: | yes |
| Hell?:: | yes |
| Satan?:: | yes |
| The Lord and Lady?:: | yes |
| The Goddess?:: | yes |
| The Greek Gods or Goddesses?:: | kinda |
| The Pagan Gods or Goddesses?:: | kinda |
| Are you an atheist?:: | no |
| Agnostic?:: | yes |
| Do you believe in fairies?:: | no |
| Dragons?:: | yes |
| Unicorns?:: | no |
| Gollums?:: | no |
| Santa?:: | no |
| The Easter Bunny?:: | no |
| The Tooth Fairy?:: | no |
| Pixies?:: | no |
| Phoenixes?:: | no |
| Elves?:: | no |
| Dwarves?:: | no |
| Mermaids?:: | no |
| Karma?:: | yes |
| Immortality?:: | no |
| Do you believe in the Aztec Gods?:: | no |
| Mayan Gods?:: | no |
| Incan Gods?:: | no |
| Do you believe that each different belief creates a new reality?:: | yes |
| Do you believe in life on other planets?:: | yes |
| Do you believe in parallel universes?:: | yes |
| Do you believe that black holes are time portals?:: | no |
| Do you believe in Eternity?:: | yes |
| Do you believe in evolution?:: | yes |
| Do you believe in life after death?:: | yes |
| What happens to us after we die?:: | there is no way for me to answer that question, I am incapeable |
| Do you believe in superheroes?:: | no |
| Super villains?:: | no |
| Do you believe in Fate?:: | yes |
| That everything has a purpose?:: | yes |
| Do you believe that everything revolves around money?:: | no |
| Sex?:: | no |
| Love?:: | no |
| Success?:: | no |
| Making yourself happy?:: | no |
| Making others happy?:: | yes |
| Religion?:: | no |
| Politics?:: | no |
| Do you believe in miracles?:: | not really |
| Angels?:: | kinda |
| Demons?:: | kinda |
| Ghosts?:: | not really, but they are theoretically possible |
| Do you believe there's a someone for everyone?:: | yes |
| Do you believe in true, selfless happiness?:: | yes |
| Do you believe in selfessness at all?:: | yes |
| Do you believe that wishing for something can make it happen?:: | no |
| Do you believe that the means justify the ends?:: | yesno |
| Do you believe that anything can happen?:: | yes |
| =>The Basics<= | |
| Name:: | Andrew |
| Age:: | 13 |
| Gender:: | Male |
| Happy with it?:: | yes |
| Eye color:: | brown |
| Happy with it?:: | no |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | dye the white, black. and the pupil dark red |
| Hair color:: | black |
| Happy with it?:: | yes |
| If not, what would you change it to?:: | |
| Hair length:: | 'bout 4.5" |
| Hair style:: | curly/messy |
| Have you ever dyed your hair?:: | yes |
| What color?:: | blonde, against my will |
| Do you dye your hair frequently?:: | no |
| Has it ever gotten damaged?:: | yes |
| Are you clean-shaven?:: | um... what |
| What's your body type?:: | slim/athletic |
| Are your fingers long and slender, short and fat, or somewhere in between?:: | between |
| Thin or full lips?:: | thin |
| Thin hair, thick hair, or somewhere in between?:: | thick |
| Have you ever had lice?:: | no |
| How old were you?:: | |
| Nicknames:: | none |
| Happy with them?:: | |
| Aliases:: | um... DARWIN FIORELLO, and WILL FOREORDAIN |
| What made you choose them?:: | they are anagrams |
| If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?:: | I dunno |
| Think of the situation above. What would you want your name to be?:: | I dunno |
| If you had a choice, would you drop your last name?:: | no |
| What heritage does your first name imply?:: | Greek |
| Middle name?:: | Hebrew |
| Last name?:: | Italian |
| Place of birth:: | Dunedin |
| Date of birth:: | April 12th 1993 |
| Nationality:: | United States citizen |
| Were you named after anyone?:: | yeah |
| Who?:: | my grandfather |
| What side of the family does your name come from?:: | last name, my dads. first, my moms |
| Did your parents immigrate?:: | no |
| How about your grandparents?:: | no |
| Your great grandparents?:: | yes |
| Farther back into your family?:: | yes |
| Where did they emmigrate from?:: | mostly Italy and Ireland |
| Where did they immigrate to?:: | America |
| Skin color:: | Pale |
| What's your facial structure like?:: | Ovalish |
| Height:: | 5'5" |
| Happy with it?:: | yeah |
| Weight:: | 128 |
| Happy with it?:: | yeah |
| How old are your parents?:: | 'bout 42 |
| What's your father's name?:: | Anthony |
| Your mother's?:: | Laura |
| Do you have any siblings?:: | Yes |
| How old are they?:: | 16 |
| What are their names?:: | Anthony |
| Do you get along with your family?:: | yes, but I argue alot |
| Do you wish they were different?:: | no |
| Were you ever abused by any member of your family?:: | no |
| Were you ever betrayed by a member of your family?:: | yes |
| Did your family ever disown any other member of your family?:: | no |
| If so, why?:: | |
| Who do you get along with most?:: | not sure |
| =>Favorites<= | |
| Color:: | Black |
| Month:: | October |
| Year:: | don't have one |
| Decade:: | the 80's, I guess |
| Century:: | 21st |
| Millenium:: | not sure |
| Animal:: | Fox |
| Movie:: | Superman I |
| Book:: | not sure |
| River:: | none |
| Lake:: | none |
| Ocean:: | none |
| Country:: | none |
| City:: | none |
| State:: | none |
| Province:: | none |
| Place to go in your neighborhood:: | none |
| Person:: | it wouldn't be fair if I answered |
| Relative:: | again, it wouldn't be fair |
| Pet:: | don't have 1 |
| Actor:: | none |
| Actress:: | none |
| Celebrity:: | none |
| Musician:: | none |
| Singer:: | none |
| Band:: | none |
| Movie genre:: | Comedy |
| Book genre:: | Non-fiction I guess |
| Play genre:: | none |
| Play:: | none |
| Musical:: | I guess, chitty chitty bang bang |
| Poem:: | not sure |
| Writer:: | I would say Ashley, but that would be kinda less public. I guess, Lewis Black |
| Song:: | none |
| Sport:: | Football |
| Drink:: | none |
| Food:: | Escargots |
| Brand of cereal:: | General Mill |
| Candy bar:: | Crunch |
| Disney princess:: | none |
| Disney prince:: | none |
| Disney villain:: | none |
| Disney character:: | none |
| CD:: | none |
| Director:: | none |
| Videogame:: | Super Mario World for the SNES |
| Computer game:: | Sims 2 I guess |
| Game:: | tag |
| Board game:: | Monopoly (it causes too many conflicts between players, I'm still not talking to my brother) |
| Word game:: | not sure |
| Clothing style:: | none |
| Truth or dare question:: | none |
| Fairy tale:: | none |
| Lullaby:: | none |
| Holiday:: | hmm... Orgasm Day (brazillian holiday), not really, but it's funny |
| Mythological creature:: | Vampire, I guess |
| Miscellaneous item:: | um... Computer |
| Storybook character:: | not sure |
| Movie character:: | Superman |
| Play character:: | none |
| Musical character:: | none |
| College:: | MIT |
| Football team:: | Patriots/Bucs |
| Soccer team:: | not sure |
| Tennis player:: | none |
| Hockey team:: | none |
| Basketball team:: | none |
| Baseball team:: | none |
| Swimmer:: | none |
| Track star:: | none |
| Vegetable:: | none |
| Fruit:: | Banana |
| Toothpaste brand:: | none |
| Type of computer:: | Fiorillo |
| Medication:: | none |
| Poison:: | none |
| Type of sword:: | well, I must say custom. a double edged titanium alloy sword made with "liquid metal" which is a metal that actually gets harder and sharper as it cuts through someone |
| Type of gun:: | none |
| Planet:: | none |
| Space feature:: | the fact that space is well, space. it is absolute absence of matter |
| Breed of cat:: | none |
| Dog:: | none |
| Spider:: | none |
| Fish:: | none |
| Penguin:: | none |
| Species of crustacean:: | none |
| Arachnid:: | none |
| Insect:: | none |
| Pair of socks:: | FOTL |
| Scooby-Doo character:: | I dunno |
| Spongebob Squarepants character:: | none |
| Quote:: | "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you |
| Adage:: | none |
| President:: | not sure |
| Astrological sign:: | Aries |
| Chinese zodiac sign:: | Rooster |
| Number:: | 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944 |
| Short story:: | none |
| Word:: | Fantasmagorical |
| Definition:: | Fantasmagorical - Something so awesome, it simply denies any other description. |
| Time period:: | Sumarian |
| Dictionary brand:: | webster |
| Series of books:: | none |
| Publishing company:: | none |
| Illustrator:: | none |
| Artist:: | M.C. Escher |
| Childhood story:: | none |
| Childhood memory:: | none |
| Facial expression:: | the puzzled "this guy is nuts" look |
| Serial killer:: | none |
| Medieval torture device:: | the table that has you locked in and stretches you |
| Instrument:: | Piano |
| Brand of chocolate:: | Hersheys |
| Candy:: | none |
| Brand of candy:: | none |
| Time of day:: | 2 AM |
| Codename Amour and Adori use:: | none |
| Letter:: | none |
| Inside joke:: | Num Num's |
| Joke:: | "Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word" |
| Scent:: | Vanilla |
| Onomotapoeia:: | niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
| Alliteration:: | I dunno |
| =>The Ideal Mate<= | |
| Hair color:: | DC |
| Hair length:: | longer than mine |
| Hair style:: | DC |
| Eye color:: | DC |
| Skin color:: | DC |
| Any makeup?:: | DC |
| Clothing style:: | DC |
| Shy or outgoing?:: | DC |
| Happy or depressed?:: | preferably happy |
| Funny or serious?:: | Funnt |
| Abusive or kind?:: | kind |
| Respectful or perverted?:: | repectful |
| Completely describe their personality:: | Funny, clever, I dunno; "gifted" |
| This is another space if you need it:: | I don't |
| Ideal height:: | about 5'2" 5'1" |
| Ideal weight:: | DC but not heavier than a car |
| Body type:: | DC |
| Completely describe their appearances:: | DC |
| This is another space if you need it:: | Don't need it |
| Cup size or condom size:: | DC |
| Masochistic or sadistic?:: | neither |
| Conformist or nonconformist?:: | DC |
| Artistic or athletic?:: | Artistic |
| Intellectual or unintelligent?:: | Intellectual |
| Complex or simple?:: | Complex |
| What would their hobbies be?:: | I dunno |
| Interests?:: | DC |
| Obsessions:: | DC |
| Would they hug you often?:: | yeah |
| Kiss you often?:: | yeah |
| Would they frequently tell you that they loved you?:: | yeah |
| Have you already found your ideal mate?:: | I think I have |
| Or as close as someone can get?:: | I would guess so |
| Would you have sex often, never, or sometimes?:: | when it's ok for the both of us |
| Are you in love?:: | I think I am |
| What will you do together?:: | Hang out I guess |
| Your ideal date:: | I dunno, concert; movie; dinner. IDK |
| Your ideal wedding:: | IDK |
| How many kids?:: | IDK |
| What will their names be?:: | well, one will be Andrew Jr. |
| What do you think they would look like?:: | IDK |
| Will you even have kids?:: | maybe |
| If not, why?:: | NS |
| Will you even get married?:: | maybe |
| If no, why?:: | NS |
| Are you taken or single?:: | single |
| =>Dislikes<= | |
| Least favorite color:: | puke brown/green |
| Animal:: | Bear |
| Number:: | 1 |
| President:: | Bush Jr. |
| Actor:: | NS |
| Actress:: | NS |
| Director:: | NS |
| Celebrity:: | NS |
| Artist:: | NS |
| Illustrator:: | NS |
| Poet:: | NS |
| Writer:: | NS |
| Band:: | NS |
| Musician:: | NS |
| Singer:: | NS |
| Food:: | NS |
| Fruit:: | NS |
| Vegetable:: | NS |
| Candy:: | NS |
| Candy bar:: | NS |
| Brand of chocolate:: | NS |
| Skittles flavor:: | NS |
| Month:: | NS |
| Year:: | NS |
| Decade:: | NS |
| Century:: | NS |
| Millenium:: | NS |
| Era:: | NS |
| Time period:: | NS |
| Battle of the Civil War:: | NS |
| War:: | NS |
| Battle of WWII:: | NS |
| Battle of American Revolution:: | NS |
| Genius:: | NS |
| Genus of plant:: | NS |
| Flower:: | NS |
| Tree:: | NS |
| Hair color:: | NS |
| Eye color:: | NS |
| Fairy tale:: | NS |
| Disney princess:: | NS |
| Disney villain:: | NS |
| Disney prince:: | NS |
| Movie character:: | NS |
| Play character:: | NS |
| Book character:: | NS |
| Musical character:: | NS |
| Play:: | NS |
| Musical:: | NS |
| Person:: | NS |
| Brand of cereal:: | NS |
| Brand of battery:: | NS |
| Mental illness:: | NS |
| Medication:: | NS |
| Serial killer:: | NS |
| Poison:: | NS |
| Type of sword:: | NS |
| Type of gun:: | NS |
| Toothpaste brand:: | NS |
| Scent:: | NS |
| Taste:: | NS |
| Sound:: | NS |
| Sexual position:: | NS |
| Article of clothing:: | NS |
| =>What do you think Of...<= | |
| Ugly people?:: | Opra |
| Pretty people?:: | certain people |
| Bald people?:: | my uncle |
| Scrawny African children?:: | nothing |
| Religion?:: | Catholic |
| Politics?:: | Bush |
| Abortion?:: | Embryo |
| Church?:: | Catholic |
| Separation of church and state?:: | swearing in people in court |
| Blondes?:: | Irini |
| Brunettes?:: | is brunette brown or black |
| Redheads?:: | NS |
| Mainstream rock?:: | NS |
| Abercrombie?:: | Jeans |
| Pop music?:: | Beatles |
| Classic rock?:: | Queen |
| Roleplaying?:: | Harvest Moon |
| Emo music?:: | NS |
| Ignorance?:: | some people |
| Stupidity?:: | some people |
| Mental retardation?:: | my brother |
| My friend, Kcaiyettlyinnee?:: | long name |
| Friends?:: | Lauren, Ashley, Natasha, Tiffany, Irini, Iris, John, Travis, I have to be forgetting someone |
| Disrespect?:: | NS |
| Immaturity?:: | Irini |
| Republicans?:: | Bush |
| Democrats?:: | Kerry |
| George W. Bush?:: | bastard |
| Your mom? (OH, BURN.):: | wheelchair |
| My mom?:: | IDK |
| Me?:: | a bored person |
| This survey?:: | long |
| Dry walls?:: | unfinished |
| Painted walls?:: | finished |
| Drugs?:: | Ecstasy |
| Alcohol?:: | Hypnotiq |
| Prostitution?:: | Amsterdam |
| Premarital sex?:: | bastard |
| Teenage sex?:: | STD's |
| People?:: | Ignorance |
| Your classmates?:: | Intelligence |
| Your co-workers?:: | none |
| Your school?:: | Boring |
| Your family?:: | weird |
| My family?:: | NS |
| Your mental health?:: | unstable |
| My mental health?:: | bad |
| Falling asleep holding a stuffed animal?:: | AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh |
| Your life?:: | it exists?!?!?! |
| My life?:: | boring |
| The color green?:: | money |
| Pickles?:: | crap |
| Food?:: | hunger |
| Electricity?:: | ouch |
| Niagra falls?:: | water |
| Cataracts?:: | eye |
| Bridges?:: | falling |
| Braces?:: | metal |
| Dictionairies?:: | IDK |
| Television?:: | Sony |
| Fairy tales?:: | IDK |
| Hollywood?:: | Whores |
| MTV?:: | no music |
| =>Currently...<= | |
| What are you feeling?:: | doing a survey |
| Smelling?:: | nothing |
| Seeing?:: | a MONITOR |
| Hearing?:: | TV |
| Doing?:: | typing |
| Who are you talking to online?:: | Lauren |
| On the phone?:: | none |
| What room of the house are you in?:: | Living room |
| Are you cold?:: | no |
| Bored?:: | yes |
| Warm?:: | no |
| Hot?:: | no |
| Do you look nice?:: | I guess |
| What are you wearing?:: | A beatles shirt and jeans |
| Are you eating anything?:: | no |
| Drinking anything?:: | Dr. P |
| What's your heart rate?:: | 153 |
| BMI?:: | 16 |
| What brand of shoes are you wearing?:: | none |
| What are you wishing for?:: | that this would end |
| What are you worried about?:: | not much |
| Sad about?:: | not willing to say |
| Happy about?:: | none |
| Angry about?:: | none |
| Serious about?:: | none |
| Laughing about?:: | nothing |
| Talking about?:: | not |
| Typing about?:: | me |
| =>Friends<= | |
| Who are your friends?:: | Lauren, Ashley, Natasha, Tiffany, Irini, Iris, John, Travis, I have to be forgetting someone |
| Your best friends?:: | Lauren, Irini, Ashley, and maybe Natasha |
| Who do you hang out with most?:: | IDK |
| Who do you treat the best?:: | IDK |
| Who treats you the best?:: | IDK |
| Do you even have friends?:: | yes |
| If so, why are you taking this survey?:: | because I am bored |
| Who's the funny one?:: | John |
| The smart one?:: | Me |
| The depressed one?:: | Natasha |
| The punk?:: | Ashley |
| The goth?:: | Tiffany |
| The prep?:: | Irini |
| The jock?:: | Me |
| The outcast?:: | Travis |
| The stupid one?:: | Irini |
| The one who you think will kill someone one day?:: | Travis |
| The annoying one?:: | Irini |
| The hyper one?:: | Irini |
| The oblivious one?:: | Irini |
| The romantic?:: | Me |
| The pervert?:: | John |
| The content one?:: | Lauren |
| The liar?:: | Travis |
| The cheapskate?:: | Travis |
| The ominous one?:: | Dunno |
| The disrespectful one?:: | Travis |
| The abusive one?:: | Travis |
| The hot one?:: | not willing to say |
| The ugly one?:: | not sure |
| The one that hates you?:: | Travis |
| The one that hates you, but hangs out with you anyway?:: | Travis |
| The back-up one?:: | Iris |
| The fighter?:: | NS |
| The lover?:: | NS |
| The hippie?:: | John |
| The druggie?:: | Me |
| The alcoholic?:: | Me |
| The one that's recovering?:: | Ashley |
| The one that's in jail?:: | none |
| The one that is most likely to be in jail?:: | me |
| The one that's going to be executed?:: | me |
| The most likely to be murdered?:: | me |
| The most likely to be committed to a mental hospital?:: | me |
| The most likely to stay there forever?:: | me |
| The normal one?:: | none |
| The conformist?:: | Irini |
| The nonconformist?:: | Natasha |
| The masochistic one?:: | IDK |
| The sadistic one?:: | Travis |
| The weird one?:: | all of us |
| The musical one?:: | Tiffany |
| The artistic one?:: | John |
| The perfect one?:: | Lauren |
| The literary genius?:: | Lauren |
| The fugitive?:: | me |
| The juvenille delinquint?:: | me |
| The Jewish one?:: | NS |
| The Christian one?:: | Irini |
| The Buddhist one?:: | NS |
| The Muslim one?:: | none |
| The Hindu one?:: | none |
| The Catholic one?:: | Travis |
| The Wiccan one?:: | NS |
| The atheist?:: | NS |
| The agnostic?:: | me |
| The cutter?:: | Natasha |
| The anorexic one?:: | NS |
| The bulimic one?:: | NS |
| The skinny one?:: | dunno |
| The thin one?:: | dunno |
| The fat one?:: | none |
| The obese one?:: | none |
| The Satanic one?:: | Natasha |
| =>Have you Ever...<= | |
| Gone on a cruise?:: | Yes |
| Beaten someone up?:: | yes |
| Been beaten up?:: | no |
| Bullied someone?:: | no |
| Been bullied?:: | no |
| Attempted suicide?:: | no |
| Attempted murder?:: | no |
| Nearly died?:: | yes |
| Broken the law?:: | yes |
| Stolen something?:: | yes |
| Had an abortion?:: | no |
| Known the president?:: | yes |
| Had an affair with the president?:: | no |
| Met a famous person?:: | yes |
| Masturbated?:: | a recurring question I am insulted to be asked |
| Gotten drunk?:: | um... no |
| Gotten high?:: | um... no |
| Had masochistic sex?:: | no |
| Had an affair?:: | no |
| Been out of the country?:: | yes |
| Out of state?:: | yes |
| Out of your town?:: | yes |
| Written a poem?:: | yes |
| A story?:: | yes |
| A novel?:: | yes |
| A song?:: | no |
| Gotten published?:: | no |
| Written a love poem?:: | yes |
| Story?:: | yes |
| Novel?:: | no |
| Song?:: | no |
| Said that you hated the world?:: | yes |
| Finished school?:: | no |
| Flunked a grade?:: | no |
| Flunked a test?:: | no |
| Flunked a subject?:: | no |
| Read a book for enjoyment?:: | no |
| Bungee jumped?:: | yes |
| Skydived?:: | no, but I want to |
| Danced?:: | yes |
| Been to a dance?:: | yes |
| Suba dived?:: | yes |
| Broken a bone?:: | yes |
| Gotten a nose bleed?:: | yes |
| Had an orgasm?:: | again I am insulted |
| Suffered from psychosis?:: | maybe |
| Wished you could get away with something?:: | yes |
| Thought of killing someone?:: | no |
| Thought of killing yourself?:: | no |
| Saved someone's life?:: | no |
| Saved your own?:: | yes |
| Gone to the beach?:: | yes |
| Gone fishing?:: | yes |
| Gone to an island?:: | yes |
| Died in a dream?:: | yes |
| Had a dream that came true?:: | yes |
| Kissed someone in the rain?:: | no |
| Gotten pregnant?:: | no |
| Eaten calamari?:: | yes |
| Lobster?:: | yes |
| Helped anybody during the holidays?:: | yes |
| Helped a stranger?:: | yes |
| Kissed a stranger?:: | no |
| Hugged a stranger?:: | no |
| Had sex with a stranger?:: | no |
| =>Can You...<= | |
| Kiss your elbow?:: | no |
| Touch your nose with your tongue?:: | yes |
| Stick your fist in your mouth?:: | yes |
| Touch your toes?:: | yes |
| Give away money?:: | yes |
| Marry a family member?:: | no |
| Hire an assassin?:: | yes |
| Get ahold of drugs?:: | yes |
| Alcohol?:: | yes |
| Stay up all night?:: | yes |
| Stay up for /ten/ nights?:: | yes |
| Finish this survey?:: | yes |
| Swim?:: | yes |
| Draw well?:: | no |
| Sing well?:: | no |
| Write well?:: | no |
| Eat a box of chocolates in an hour?:: | yes |
| Eat an entire package of Oreos in a half an hour?:: | yes |
| Without milk?:: | yes |
| Predict the future?:: | no |
| =>Would you Ever...<= | |
| Sacrifice everything for a friend?:: | yes |
| A lover?:: | yes |
| Give your life for a friend?:: | yes |
| A lover?:: | yes |
| Give your life to save a stranger's?:: | maybe |
| Post yourself having sex up on the Internet?:: | no |
| Sell yourself?:: | no |
| Have cyber sex?:: | no |
| Real sex?:: | yes |
| With who?:: | NS |
| Here's an extra space if you need one:: | don't |
| Lie to a friend?:: | I wouldn't try to |
| Lie to your parents?:: | yes |
| Lie to a lover?:: | I wouldn't try to |
| Steal from your parents?:: | no |
| Hug them in public?:: | no |
| Blow up your house?:: | yes |
| Abuse someone?:: | no |
| Use someone?:: | yes |
| Recommend this survey to a friend?:: | no |
| =>Would you ever Be...<= | |
| A fireman?:: | no |
| Policeman?:: | no |
| Serial killer?:: | no |
| Doctor?:: | yes |
| Surgeon?:: | no |
| Prostitute?:: | no |
| Playboy model?:: | no |
| Writer?:: | yes |
| Artist?:: | no |
| Musician?:: | no |
| Assassin?:: | no |
| Ninja?:: | maybe |
| Soldier?:: | no |
| President?:: | no |
| Darth Vader?:: | no |
| Pilot?:: | yes |
| Mortician?:: | no |
| Forensic scientist?:: | yes |
| Detective?:: | no |
| Lawyer?:: | no |
| Drug-dealer?:: | no |
| Pirate?:: | yes |
| Box-carrier?:: | no |
| Store clerk?:: | no |
| Banker?:: | no |
| Criminal?:: | no |
| Target?:: | no |
| Professional wrestler?:: | no |
| Tennis player?:: | no |
| Rapper?:: | no |
| Country singer?:: | no |
| Pop star?:: | no |
| Actor?:: | no |
| Plastic surgeon?:: | no |
| =>Why...<= | |
| Is the sky blue?:: | it's not, it's transparent |
| Is the world round?:: | erosion from air and crust |
| Is the world unfair?:: | because it is |
| Are most people selfish?:: | because it's human nature |
| Impolite?:: | human nature |
| Disrespectful?:: | human nature |
| Conforming?:: | the want to fit in |
| Are there religions?:: | because it provides them hope |
| Theories?:: | people want to know everything |
| Opinions?:: | people think |
| Are humans so intelligent?:: | because we communicate with each other to share our knowledge |
| Do we need air?:: | we need oxygen to keep our brain working |
| Do we age?:: | because our organs die eventually |
| Do we die?:: | because our organs don't last |
| Can't pigs fly?:: | they don't have the ability to manipulate air pressure |
| Is there cheddar cheese in the world?:: | IDK |
| Swiss?:: | IDK |
| American?:: | IDK |
| Are you taking this?:: | I'm bored |
| =>When was the last Time...<= | |
| You brushed your teeth?:: | a couple hours ago |
| Took a shower?:: | a coples hours ago |
| Ate?:: | I think a week |
| Drank?:: | a few minutes ago |
| Drank an alcoholic beverage?:: | um... never |
| Took a pill?:: | a while |
| Smoked?:: | um... never |
| You got your photograph taken?:: | a while |
| You got caught doing something bad?:: | not very long ago |
| Had sex?:: | never |
| Dyed your hair?:: | a while ago |
| Hurt someone physically?:: | a while |
| Hurt someone emotionally?:: | apperently not that long ago |
| Did your homework?:: | when I was in school |
| Hung out with your friends?:: | a week ago |
| Got drunk?:: | um... never |
| Got high?:: | um... never |
| Said: | what |
| Said: | what |
| Took a survey?:: | now |
| Won a contest?:: | last time I entered one |
| Went out on a date?:: | a while |
| Had a strong sexual drive?:: | I am insulted |
| =>Word Association<= | |
| Bed.: | sleep |
| Curtains.: | darkness |
| Lights.: | light |
| Music.: | tone |
| Candles.: | sooth |
| Closet.: | storage |
| Door.: | stop |
| Window.: | see |
| Onomotapoeia.: | uhh |
| Dog.: | Beagle |
| Cat.: | Tom |
| Egypt.: | Cairo |
| Corey.: | NS |
| Mirror.: | reflect |
| Case.: | storage |
| Cage.: | stay |
| Cave.: | dark |
| Nutella.: | NS |
| Bird.: | loud |
| Bear.: | AHHH |
| Death.: | end |
| Life.: | start |
| White.: | blank |
| Black.: | solitude |
| Personality.: | thought |
| Pickle.: | food |
| Dilemna.: | problem |
| Love.: | some people |
| Liberal.: | NS |
| Conservative.: | NS |
| Ball.: | sports |
| Moderate.: | color |
| Inept.: | IDK |
| THE END. Congratulations. | |
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